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Moron Demotivational Poster


SUCKERS - There's one born every minute


TAGS: apple users are morons
Rating: 4.71/5

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wheresmybeer - September 3, 2011, 4:42 am
5 business degrees for you! ynuk ynuk


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TAGS: archery fail harder soldier moron
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:20 pm
It's the bow that bite5 back.
arcticfalcon662 - March 13, 2013, 12:11 pm
Clearly this guy got bored out on ops!!! :-)


STUPIDITY - Some people are only alive, because it is illegal to shoot them.


TAGS: stupidity idiot funny moron chair funny
Rating: 4.76/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:01 pm
But also less humiliating, Pike. I'd make the little twit walk across the school past all the open doors to the classrooms to get to my toolbox, rather than bring the saw to him.
Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:50 pm
It would have been so much easier to just to ***e his ears down and pull him out.


BOATING 101 - Car stays on the shore. Boat goes into water.


TAGS: boat shore moron stupid car
Rating: 4.78/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 2:46 am
I would what thi5 guy's excuse was to hits insurance company. Haha
drifterII - September 6, 2012, 1:46 am
Truck.


NOW TELL ME... - If America sucks, we're stupid, and everyone hates us, how come everyone wants to come HERE?


TAGS: america foreigners suck people stupid moron patriotic kill
Rating: 2.32/5

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??? - October 6, 2008, 8:02 pm
I think he did because imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. ;-)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 5:58 pm
Why did yo use my name to say that? *puzzled*
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 3:08 pm
MWLF, you have my respect.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:06 pm
-catch phrase( now mandatory in most states), "Eat flaming media death, you f***ing foreigners!" Then I went home and ate some radioactive genetically modified "beef".
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:04 pm
-couple of a**ault weapons, about two dozen knives, some throwing stars, a stick of dynamite, and a suitcase nuke on me at the time, so I got away unscathed. Plus, I posed in front of a wind-billowed flag with a big fat cigar in my mouth and uttered my c
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:01 pm
You know, I was just walking down the street, when I forgot that people try to kill you when you reach the corner. So these guys ambushed me to steal my money, subjugate my culture and trade my blood for oil. Luckily, being a typical American, I had a c
OMG - August 4, 2008, 4:12 pm
Nooooo FFS, don't tell the f***ers that, they might come over and look and we don't want that do we ?
LOL - August 4, 2008, 2:59 pm
If you think America is cool, I guess you have never been in Swizerland, Germany or any Scandinavian country. Beautiful, nobody trying to kill you at every corner and no warlord as president... Please take a look at the world before commenting...
Link - July 29, 2008, 2:54 pm
Nice scenery
f - July 19, 2008, 11:39 pm
WHo the f*** wants to go there? The only people going there are people who know they're f***ed anyway and noone will notice them with all the other f***ers around to blend in with
muahahahahahahahaha!!! - July 19, 2008, 5:20 pm
because they know their country sucks. hate to break it to them, wait... no i dont!


Morons -


TAGS: morons
Rating: 4.33/5

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Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 11:28 am
My eyes are bleeding.
ughomer - July 4, 2013, 9:58 am
Reminds me of an old Mike Wallace-hosted documentary show in the 1950s - You Where Thier.
Hawamleh - July 4, 2013, 7:13 am
I don't know if those typos were ironic, or if this poster is a short autobiography.
EmilioDumphque - July 4, 2013, 12:25 am
"They're" "We're"


OXYMORON AND PARANOIA - all in one


TAGS: oxymoron paranoia expect unexpected
Rating: 4.21/5

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Krickit - March 5, 2013, 4:20 pm
Also a paradox


MORON BARS - The stupid need to drink somewhere.




UNDERSTANDING WOMEN -


TAGS: oxymoron day women
Rating: 4.63/5

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jameswnash - August 9, 2010, 3:04 pm
As Chris Rock put it, “Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble you will not win. Cause men, we are handicapped when it comes to arguing cause we have a need to make sense”
spacedog - August 5, 2010, 11:37 pm
5L. We continually lose, but never stop gambling.
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 9:20 pm
What mindset? All of them! 5L
Reality Lord - August 5, 2010, 5:25 pm

5L's dude. anyone voting less is because their wives told to.


AN OXYMORON -




IRONY -


TAGS: religion christianity irony evolution creationism stupidity morons lol laughs funny monkeys idiocy
Rating: 2.37/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 1:51 am
You're right most don't, I was wrong. The ones that do are pains in the a*s. I have had a few Atheist nuts and Religious nuts try to force their ideas on me. Tell me what you believe and then let me decide, that's the way it should be.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 17, 2013, 3:07 pm
I don't believe that "most" Atheists or Christians try to force their beliefs on people. But those that do make the rest look bad.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 1:48 pm
Maybe you have never tried to force Atheism on anyone, but believe me, most Atheists do try to force their beliefs on others. In fact most Atheists are no better than Westboro Baptist. Have seen them say and do the cruelest things.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 17, 2013, 4:27 am
Why does what we don't believe bother you so much?. I've never pushed atheism on anyone...But I've had Catholicism pushed on me.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 4:01 am
Atheists, they know nothing, yet they think they know everything. Atheists why does what other people believe bother you so very much.


STUPIDITY -


TAGS: morons stupid outrageous
Rating: 4.38/5

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observingthisplanet - February 25, 2014, 10:25 pm
And my ancestors died to protect this guys stupidity.
QuackQuack - November 23, 2012, 9:56 pm
That looks like a toilet seat. Maybe he has potty-mouth.
tellitlikeitis - October 3, 2010, 7:48 pm
Most likely through some other orifice that isn't blocked?
jameswnash - October 3, 2010, 7:37 pm
lol, how does it breathe?
agdaniele - October 3, 2010, 2:24 pm
How did he break loose from the plough?
Hawamleh - October 3, 2010, 12:52 pm
He does look like him ..
rerun - October 3, 2010, 10:41 am

thanks for the spell check & likn...the one and only muammar
forseti - October 3, 2010, 10:30 am
Al-Gaddafi?? LOL http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muammar_al-Gaddafi
rerun - October 3, 2010, 10:20 am

looks like Khadaffi (or however you spell his name)
forseti - October 3, 2010, 10:05 am
someone has to tell him that a pierced eyebrow doesn't suit him. 5


MORONS - Don't invite them to your next demonstration.


TAGS: moron demonstration kfc bucket invite
Rating: 2.94/5

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tomyironmane - May 9, 2013, 4:57 pm
I think they mean the PETA sign carrying guy.
rerun - September 7, 2012, 6:51 pm

check out the new headers.....all part of the new & improved Motifake
Airman - September 7, 2012, 4:23 pm
why is a poster from 2009 showing up as the front page poster? and on that note, where is the front page and new poster links.. something is amiss
CANADA - August 25, 2009, 3:18 pm
I would do that
faulty switch - August 25, 2009, 3:15 pm
hes not a moron! just hungry.


UNEMPLOYED - Once again, everything went fine until the interview. Do you think it's the beard?


TAGS: job interview moron beard
Rating: 4.21/5

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kvash3154 - May 28, 2010, 5:45 pm
thats one messed up dude, and I'm not talking about his face.
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 5:25 pm
5 , five , 5 LIONS ah ah ah =D
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 12:34 am
Great one!


life lessons -




TEXAS - Where the men are retards and the cows are very, very scared. Yup, weer that special! Hyuck!




ALSO - Forgot the 'E.'


TAGS: tattoo tattoos idiot moron
Rating: 1.8/5

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Robert H - December 17, 2008, 7:50 pm
Thats actually a W in old english. It gets commonly mistaken for a M.
Sean - July 10, 2008, 2:24 pm
Hey M.W.L.F. do you guys happen to have any hitmen on retainer. I suspect that Brian will happily chip in on this one.


MILITARY INTELLIGENCE - Putting the 'moron' in 'oxymoron.'


TAGS: moron oxymoron
Rating: 3.18/5

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pickleviper - May 27, 2012, 9:47 am
I just wanted a recognisable face. No disrespect was intended to Stormin' Norman.
Reality Lord - May 26, 2012, 9:49 pm

this man was a military genious if i reme4mber right. back in 1991 he brough american forces within 100 miles of bagdad with mimimal casualties...and was told to turn around. there wouldn't be a mess now if he played deaf then.


MORMONS -




ANARCHIST ORGANIZATIONS - Truly an oxymoron if ever there was one.


TAGS: oxymoron anarchy protesters organization
Rating: 4.04/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 8, 2012, 3:40 pm
Good one! 5l


CHARLES DARWIN - Without him we would be overwhelmed with morons. However, givin the people i encounter, i sometimes wonder if he was right...




Brain Molestation -


TAGS: stupid moron brain seizure red bull gives you wings not gas
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - March 6, 2014, 10:47 am
Red Bull gives you wings...it's her time of the month...out of stock of ALWAYS pads at the local Wallys ...enough said.
EmilioDumphque - March 5, 2014, 3:00 pm
Probably her "newly ex" boyfriend's car.


COCK-A-DOODLE-DOUCHEBAG! - Sweet Jesus man. Just kill yourself.


TAGS: douche turd moron ***k face
Rating: 4.3/5

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rerun - August 1, 2010, 8:36 am

sad thing is, in about 10 years she will "find" this picture and wonder just what the hell she was thinking.
corbett06 - August 1, 2010, 8:33 am
i must agree with cubby on this one
Cubbybear - May 15, 2010, 11:07 pm
Hawt girl...woof!


~ A Simple Request ~ -




MODERATE (GOOD DAYS - BAD DAYS) -


TAGS: mod we do understand morons
Rating: 4.79/5

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Sho - April 8, 2011, 4:24 pm
Lol I can see one of mine got approved there
the1stCOMMI3 - April 5, 2011, 1:54 pm
I love it when someone makes fun of dictionary definitions. 5L
CaptainBaked - April 5, 2011, 7:12 am
Nice... I like this one, it goes both ways :)


Bonfire Night -




DAIN BRAMAGE - January BBQ, -9 Degrees... dumbass!


TAGS: bbq cold dumbass moron ed
Rating: 3.67/5

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esmith1701 - August 9, 2011, 3:51 pm
Just big shorts... unfortunately I lasted far longer than my camera man did this day, but I'm totoally in shorts and sneakers
Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 5:50 pm
He must be a tourist, he's wearing long pants.


PEOPLE. - Are morons. Every single freakin one of them.


TAGS: people morons
Rating: 3.47/5

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Me_ - December 8, 2009, 1:56 pm
Being mentally impaired is the normal state of the human animal. Intelligence, now that is a defect.
mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 3:02 am
OMFG I just got an idea for a support group from my last post
mrawesomo - May 17, 2009, 11:48 pm
I'm a person, and I'm retarded.
me - January 26, 2009, 4:13 pm
amen to that brother
WTF - January 26, 2009, 3:48 pm
OVIOUSLY!
Scorpio7 - January 25, 2009, 10:09 am
Does that include YOU, matthew?


OXYMORON - Because confusion promotes chaos, which in turn promotes humor.




SHARING EPIC MEMORIES WITH ONE'S SON - "And THIS, my boy, would aptly describe the way you felt when you rushed through Metal Gear Solid like a moron. 'Cause we used to have REAL games, then."


TAGS: mgs moron epic memory
Rating: 3/5

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cain587 - July 8, 2011, 6:38 am
Ah, Metal Gear Solid...


CONDOMS -


TAGS: condom moron fail
Rating: 2.64/5

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Anonymous2 - February 16, 2009, 7:20 pm
See... one size DOES fit all...
rerun - February 13, 2009, 7:29 pm

He almost has it right, he just needs to pull it down a little further


THIS IS TIMMY - Don't be a Timmy.


TAGS: timmy moron troll
Rating: 2.5/5

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rerun - September 6, 2010, 3:06 pm

*guy
rerun - September 6, 2010, 3:06 pm

Looks like the last gut who got smacked around with the 1L warning feather


OXYMORON -


TAGS: oxymoron
Rating: 3.75/5

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Gran - September 7, 2011, 9:55 am
There's no oxymoron, just a paradox (which just might be a paradox as well). :P


OXYMORONS -




DEFINITION OF OXYMORON - Michael Moore with an American flag.... c'mon!


TAGS: moore jerk oxymoron
Rating: 2.68/5

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Botts750 - December 30, 2012, 8:50 am
Great point!
Swampfox - December 30, 2012, 3:27 am
I disagree. He can be a douchbag without prosecution. We can persecute him till the end of time.
Botts750 - December 29, 2012, 3:36 pm
That is true... and so is the right to voice your opinion... for him as well as me.
Kstoker - December 29, 2012, 11:07 am
In America you're allowed to act like D-Bag without persecution.


PIRATES - The real cause of Global Warming! (Hey Al Gore, this chart doesn't need a 20 year gap!)


TAGS: global warming al gore owl gore fag g** liberal moron democrat retard f***ing stupid lemon obama
Rating: 2.55/5
BladeMasterV - August 9, 2008, 3:25 am
being part ninja saying this is hard w..e.. nan na need mo mmoo moore ppa pa pirates ow my mouth it burn's! i said it for the future!
nerd guy - June 7, 2008, 1:28 pm
does anyone notice that the graph was made incorrect?
the flying spagetti monster - June 3, 2008, 8:46 pm
yeahh man
SCARLET PIRATE - May 20, 2008, 11:50 pm
We NEED more pirates... FOR THE CHILDREN... WON'T ANYONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?!?!


TIMMY TOOL, MR M'S NEXT MINI MODIFICATION! -


TAGS: culos timmy mr m tool moron
Rating: 4.69/5

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forseti - December 1, 2010, 4:31 pm
programming language M++ ??
Reality Lord - December 1, 2010, 7:25 am

lol...sweet...they made a virus based on Mooooooo.


JURIES - I wonder who's gonna be on Erik's ??




RUMOUR HAS IT - that Jesus would go to Yoshis house




Lost In Space -


TAGS: government universe stupidity morons idiots
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - January 3, 2014, 5:44 am
Just noticed this. Take it back, Priss. I love Rob Ford. I'd take him over the opposition any time.
Greybeard - December 1, 2013, 9:41 pm
The stack has been building for the better part of 30 years....LoL
Bolverk3778 - December 1, 2013, 9:48 am
Totally agree. I thought that the politicians in the UK were nuts till I caught a a load of some of your 'Representatives' of both houses on C-Span recently. You have a bigger stack of deadwood blocking up your government than we do!!
Greybeard - November 29, 2013, 9:42 pm
Thank you. :)
MissPriss - November 29, 2013, 9:56 am
They forgot the super charged morons like Rob Ford! Hey ya grey glad to "see" ya back! 5L for the poster and your timely return.


subterfuge -


TAGS: morons camps stupid riddles heresy
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - October 20, 2013, 9:34 am
Ha, love it! :D


Genius -




UN WIND -


TAGS: unwind wine whine rodger oxymoron
Rating: 5/5


unconscionable moron -


TAGS: moron parents have children barren women cry themselves to sleep
Rating: 4.8/5

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GaryO - August 20, 2013, 9:39 pm
Damm, cynic, my dad did that to me over the bear pit at the Portland zoo…early ‘50s. The bears were like, ‘really?’, rather intense…true story


Those who pass snow plows die the way they lived -


TAGS: moron passes plow
Rating: 4.67/5

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GaryO - February 1, 2014, 11:13 pm
....but, a lotta seat suckin’….AAAAA LOT
Iconoclast - February 1, 2014, 10:41 pm
'twas a great video. Amazing that no one got killed.
GaryO - January 31, 2014, 11:49 pm
'tis a truth. Live by the plow, die by the plow


OXYMORONS - Do you see them too?




reality check -




HIGHLANDER II -


TAGS: highlander sean connery oxymoron
Rating: 4.5/5

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Swampfox - August 21, 2013, 1:22 pm
There can be only... Uh, wait a minute!


NAPKIN PLEASE -


TAGS: oxymoron tasty food
Rating: 4.42/5

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Master - April 23, 2011, 3:30 pm
I wonder who they get to test the tastiness of suppositories. I mean, it is no one I know...
Greeny - April 22, 2011, 9:54 pm
yuuu - uuum


VIRTUAL REALITY -


TAGS: oxymoron day
Rating: 4.41/5

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Haarakkon - August 6, 2010, 6:07 pm
Sadly all too true. Unless LD backdoors you into it in one of his posters.
GreyScorpion - August 6, 2010, 11:43 am
excellent!! 5L
Faceplant31 - August 6, 2010, 10:32 am
Perfect. 5L
agdaniele - August 6, 2010, 8:21 am
Beautiful! 5L


My directions -




OXYMORON - Laundry in Iraq or Afghanistan, seems to be just a way to kill time.


TAGS: oxymoron army marines
Rating: 4.17/5

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x0311ofone - October 6, 2012, 3:49 am
Yep got to have Tide :)
maoworks2 - October 3, 2012, 3:58 pm
Don't Forget The Tide .


NOT WHAT IT USED TO BE -




TRESPASSING BY PERMIT -


TAGS: oxymorons
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 11:44 pm
Icon has stepped up big-time in the last month! Great stuff!


GENUINE FAKE WATCHES -




Desperate Housewives -




IF ELECTRICITY COMES FROM ELECTRONS, - does morality come from morons?


TAGS: morons
Rating: 3.55/5

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champ99 - May 22, 2011, 12:29 am
Positrons or neurons?


SORRY LADIES... - I got him for 90% off at a store closing, so their are no returns. But, you could always regift it...




FAMILY VALUES/CATCH-22 - Kids... TV causes violence, carelessness and environmental destruction. So hurl your TV onto the street where the garbagemen will clean it up...




DOUCHEBAGS - We all know one.


TAGS: morons
Rating: 2.73/5

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IDOLS -


TAGS: american idol simon paula randy all morons why do we listen
Rating: 2.71/5

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BOHICA - September 30, 2009, 1:48 am
Such animosity, lulz? Its not like I said he wasn't entertaining.
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 11:44 pm
Moderator? Can we get a ruling on lulz?
MrRandom - September 29, 2009, 11:42 pm
I enjoy watching how crazy he can get on air personally.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:41 pm
what you got against Glenn Beck you stupid anime faggot
MO - September 29, 2009, 10:49 pm
Simon is the reason I don't watch. As a matter of fact, that eurotard is #2 on my list of what's wrong with this country...over inflated douche bag.
Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 10:04 pm
Yeah, Douches are fun to watch. I think that's why Glen Beck is still on the air.
Derek - September 29, 2009, 9:57 pm
Usually, Simon is the only reason to watch.
Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 7:18 pm
oops. God! I can't believe I did that! I forgot to log in...
spacedog - September 29, 2009, 7:11 pm
You sent them anon. too Bart.
Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 7:10 pm
Crap! A godd*** typo!


DON'T OPEN THE BASKET -


TAGS: basket die moron
Rating: 2.22/5

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BuZZbomb - February 5, 2009, 7:49 pm
Okay, I'll give three lions because it's Belial from the Basketcase films which are some of my favorite movies.


FAIL - b kuz he spelz lykE dis n thnks he iz black


TAGS: myspace moron ll cool kazz
Rating: 2.16/5

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pharaoh21 - July 16, 2008, 2:48 am
40 bucks wont buy ****!!! not to mention that the "west side" sign you're throwin dont exactly match the "NY" bling ur wearin :D


ILLITERATES -




Inferior Movies -


TAGS: movies cinema stories morons mindless
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 12, 2017, 8:23 pm
Thanks, concern3. "I must be cruel only to be kind." - William Shakespeare; Hamlet. :D
concern3 - July 10, 2017, 12:54 am
Sometimes you can be cruel. But always correct. UP yours


The Consolation Carousel -




In the Deep South -


TAGS: humphrey bear stupid moron character
Rating: 4.2/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 28, 2014, 6:47 pm
Awesome!
Thedge - October 27, 2014, 11:19 pm
Good image, prolly best he readies himself for marriage, in the real 'Deep South' !
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 25, 2014, 12:40 pm
Definitely needs to . . . . "bear" arms. Sorry . . . I'll see myself out.
mizzdizz - October 24, 2014, 2:33 am
Looks like its time to arm bears!


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